I’m stealing this from Twitter
I am a high-definition gateway drug body double!
Slopestyle metrosexual flesh-eating disease.
I am an anti-sexist, self-catering Africanized bee.
children are annoying but you have to forgive them. like they just got here
tiny comfort doodle of my comfort character
When were you born? (not what you think! Please read below before voting!)
Very early¹
Early²
On time³
Late⁴
Very late⁵
I’m not sure
Nuance/Results
1 - Actually premature, born at 37 weeks or before
2 - A week or 2 before your estimated due date (38-39 weeks)
3 - within 3 days of your estimated due date (before or after)
4 - more than 3 days after your estimated due date up to 41 weeks
5 - your mother had to be induced because of how late it was, not from any other complications (42 weeks)
Just a curiosity! It’s cool if you have no idea lol I know because my mom complains how late I was 😅😅
canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:
Pretend all ingredients are at your finger tips - if someone asked you to please cook a potato dish for a gathering RIGHT NOW what are you automatically gonna be cooking
I miss when we lived in a time where I wasn’t worried about accidentally engaging with ai slop
my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.
and why he oulka dots
black ticked tabby
How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know
sharks hockey is so far from any god or deity of any kind we are in the most unreachable circle of hell